Our Top Picks For Turkey Frying Fails

October 05, 2023

Our Top Picks For Turkey Frying Fails

By Adelia Ladson

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. It’s a time to be with family and contemplate the things you’re thankful for. You know, one of the things I’m thankful for are all those folks who attempt to fry their turkeys every year and give those great fried turkey fails videos. Here are our top picks.

First off, here’s a video that shows just how bad it can get when you dunk a wet bird in boiling oil. It’s not actually a fail but a controlled caution video. I like it because who doesn’t like to watch a big ball of fire explode out of a pot.

So these guys talk like this wasn’t their first rodeo but it doesn’t matter how careful you are…

Gee, I think the problem started before the turkey went in. Are they frying it or grilling it? I’m confused.

Flames? What flames? I will fry this turkey! And barefoot too!

Welcome to our Redneck Thanksgiving! Yeehaw!

Ummmm….there goes the house while you idiots are walking around. Sorry, folks, I call them like I see them.

I made homemade fryer. This is perfectly safe right?

Honey, do you think this is a little overdone? I think it might be a little overdone.

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